Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Love in the times of 24/7

Hi me again....

Its been a hectic week what with a new product launch and Pauline coming all the way to train us. Train was cool. but then Pauline is fun too. We hung out in the popular pub. pinched my pocket a bit, but then you see, these are necessary evils of being here. Sam was mad. yeah, Sam, my girl friend. She said i was sucking up. She would understand what it is to take calls for two years and not move. I got to make it to a Subject Matter Expert this cycle of appraisal.

Pauline likes me and it she who will push it with my Manager for a promotion. I got to be good to her. She has to like me.

Sam, is now being a typical BPO girlfriend. well, I stand to correct myself. There is nothing typical about BPOs. Isn't that the reason for me to write this to you?

Sam is a cool girl. Her dad was in the railways or something. I call her brother useless in the true sense. He does nothing except do computer courses. She keeps transferring money to his ICICI bank account. She stays in some aunty's PG dig. may be just may be we will look for a small flat and move in together. It gets a little annoying to adjust shift schedules and see each other and that aunty doesn't believe in love.

She is a year older than I am. One day she said she wants to get married. C'mon. we are just getting to know each other and who says marriage is something great? I see Ravi struggling with that woman he married. she is one perpetual complaint box. Nothing, nothing is enough for her. And I remember what a cool girl she was to hang out with. Man, marriage can sure change these women.

Next week is Valentines. I dont have a red shirt to wear to office. I got to go and organize one and then there is this huge pressure of what to do for Sam on valentines day.

Why is my life so bloody complicated?

I am the ONE


Hi, I am 24 and a graduate. When I was in 12th standard I wanted to do Engineering and be hired from Campus by the most respected IT company in India. Somewhere, things were not as I wanted and one fine day after I finished my graduation ( how does it matter what subject I did!) all my roads led only to the gate of that glass and granite building in the STPI. The government is kind to people who know where money is today to give them land and buildings to stack youngsters who spoke English and bring in the foreign exchange. Anyways, the lady who took my communication skills test seemed very happy. Later I would know that her job depended on finding a certain number of “communication good” guys and I think I saved her job that day.

A young guy in Louis Phillipe shirt told about a hundred of us in a conference hall how big a company we joined, thousands of people and offices in all sort of counties. Even Nicaragua and China. I have heard people say that if you were lucky, you could go to one of these countries and life would be made. I liked the first day at my job. Food was great. Some of the people in my “batch” were looking very serious as if they were waiting at a government employment agency. But I liked the crowd that really “ hung out”. What my neighbor said was right. This could be fun and then the money was great. I really want that iphone and I can do it myself without hanging my head in shame before my father who disapproved of even a decent pair of jeans. Atlast I think I have arrived.

We have to learn how to say certain words in English like an American does. Three weeks are turning out to be fun. We like our trainer. She has been to US many times. And boy, she really does have a cool accent. Soon, very soon, I am going to talking like her. This guy who sit next to me in the class says he is falling in love with her. But is that allowed? There are lots of rules around here. I am not sure if falling in love with your trainer is an allowed item or not. I kinda like that girl who came from some where east. But she seem to be acting like she did not really care about another guy with furtive glances.

It is a complicated world in the UK for those who use a telephone. They subscribe for some plan and then most times the internet is also connected. Now, when the bills come, sometimes it just doesn’t make sense. So they want to get out of this so called plan and some times even stop using the service. Now when they call, thru a complicated network, the call lands at my desk . my trainer has taught me what I must say. And also I know how to make the poor lady change her mind. My incentive of Rs. 2000 depends on her changing her mind. So I do have to make sure she continues to use the service and perhaps continues to get a complicated bill she doesn’t understand. And then my team leader is always insisting on conversation… in English it means I got to make the caller change to a better plan making more money for everyone. The telephone company, my company who has taken up their cal center in Bangalore, my managers who gets more incentive pay and ofcourse I got to buy that new music system for my room.

It is 2.30 in the afternoon and my cab will come now to pick me up. My shift starts at 4.30. but then there are others who need to be picked up on the way. I did not get time to wash my trousers. So it is that pair of Levis today again. Weekend was a blur. I think each week my consumption of Bacardi goes up by another one or two peg. I need sleep. By the time I get back it is almost 1 in the morning. And then you can not sleep right after you get back. I need to get out those callers from me. They hound me in my sleep. My team leader’s teeth bite my ankle every time I slip off to sleep. Ofcourse there is the weekend, but then that is the only time I am talking to people about something other than work. I cant be washing clothes, cleaning house or sleeping at the only chance I get to be a human like all others around me.

I got to rush now, will talk to you a bit later.